I am a big fan of clear communications, but I personally hate legalize language that is intended only to prop up the legal practitioner industry. So I am going to attempt to be very clear here about how my business functions, but if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to reach out via email at firstname.lastname@example.org
This online store is currently run out of my home in Oklahoma City, where all my inventory resides. Once your order is placed, allow three business days for processing and shipping your order. If you chose to pick up your order locally, you may pick them up between 9am-3pm Monday through Friday. I don't offer any expidited shipping and only ship to the lower 48 states of the USA, but you can always reach out and make alternative arrangements. Contact me at email@example.com
No Returns Policy
No returns or refunds on items purchased. Once your order has been fullfilled, the item is yours. You must cherrish it until you die or give it to someone who will.
I’m just a dude on the internet selling my collection of antiques. I have no interest in your personal informaiton. That said, I may need to contact you about your order and I offer the ability to sign up for a mailing list. Outside of that, if we see eachother on the street, I might offer a midwesterner’s wave and head nod. If you don’t want to recieve emails about updates to inventory or sales, then simply unsubscribe.
I won’t sell your information. Let’s just admit it, you are not that special and people are not exactly offering gobs of cash to track your odd ball purchases online. But if they did, I wouldn’t sell it becauase that sounds shady as can be.
Your credit card information is never stored on this site. I have an arrangement with STRIPE to allow you to store your card on file with them for future purchases. Let’s admit it, if you plan on making a lot of purchases with me, you have other problems to worry about, but if you don’t want your information stored, don’t check that option. Easy peasy.